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Next time,your going on the mission and I'm making up the crazy plans-
Splinter Cell,CT
SHUT UP,I need to answer my DioPhone
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"i'm going to go find your razorblade.. so I can slit my wrists in your bathroom.. and if I cant find your razorblade i'll go drown myself in the toilet bowl instead.. least then i'll die with some dignity.."
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Cruelty has a human heart,
And Jealousy a human face;
Terror the human form divine,
And Secrecy the human dress.
-William Blake
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Cruelty has a human heart,
And Jealousy a human face;
Terror the human form divine,
And Secrecy the human dress.
-William Blake
And thank you very much for the favorite.
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Cruelty has a human heart,
And Jealousy a human face;
Terror the human form divine,
And Secrecy the human dress.
-William Blake
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